February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
When I try to get off the internet
most-awkward-moments:
this always happens:
When you decide to stand up to a bully.....
Expectation:
Reality:
1 tag
I hate eating in public
havesoulbutbesoulless:
All the pretty girls eat like
And I’m the one going like
When you hold the door for someone & they don't...
lolthefunniest:
Taking care of my body
lol-gpoy:
Expectation:
Reality:
People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
